Humor Deux

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Re: Humor Deux

Postby Pixie » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:17 am

LOL - That's hilarious!
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby Majik » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:24 pm

A new monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He noticed, however, that they were copying copies, not the original books. The new monk went to the head monk to ask him about this. He pointed out that if there were an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies.

The head monk said, 'We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.' The head monk went down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original.

Hours later, nobody had seen him, so one of the monks went downstairs to look for him. He heard a sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and found the old monk leaning over one of the original books, crying.

He asked what was wrong.

'The word is 'celebrate,'!'
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby pesetas » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:44 pm

Oh SNAP! :ROFL: :ThumbsUP:
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby Your Hero Jed » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:49 pm

The Pixie conversation gone wrong.Image
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby MacK » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:56 pm

'The word is 'celebrate,'!'

LOLOL!!!!!! :ROFL:


Jed - the image didn't work... I am curious what the Pixie image is.... lol
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby Your Hero Jed » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:23 am

alright it is up, but you have to view the whole image to see the seth conversation as well.
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby Majik » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:49 am

The whole thing is scary........
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby pesetas » Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:25 pm

wow...how come I never have chats like that with Pixie (or that guy Seth for that matter)... :wub:
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby Your Hero Jed » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:35 pm

I'll make sure there is plenty cocks(cox) talk if i play css tonight.
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby Majik » Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:33 pm

I love Dr Cocks,er,I mean Cox from Scrubs.
Pes, I'm more worried about Jed having cox talks with seth..........
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby Your Hero Jed » Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:37 pm

Just thought of this. Does anyone have Cox for their cable and internet? If not then this just got 10x funnier.
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby BigD » Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:50 pm

Your Hero Jed wrote:Just thought of this. Does anyone have Cox for their cable and internet? If not then this just got 10x funnier.


I don't...never even heard of them. That's not just funny, it's classic. I vote that post as one of the funniest I have ever seen. :ROFL: :Smokin:
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby MacK » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:42 pm

HAAAA!!!! That was awesome, Jed... I am sure Pixie was wondering if you were making some statment about your lifestyle preferences. :ROFL:
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby Pixie » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:39 pm

Yes, I was in fact wondering what Jed was trying to tell me there. Ummm... ok. What does that have to do with this moment's convo? You can't answer how you are to me cause I'm not a c**k, or you trying to tell me that everyone's a d***, or... not sure if I wanna go there... :Question:
Good thing he clarified it there for me. I spent a good 5 minutes laughing, even before he posted this. That was great! :ROFL:
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby Harris » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:13 pm

For all your L4D fans out there.

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Re: Humor Deux

Postby pesetas » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:41 pm

http://www.dickipedia.org/d***.php?title=Main_Page

This speaks for itself...or no it doesn't. Thanks to the censor. Anyway replace the *** in the url with ICK and then paste the url into your browser. Laugh away!
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby Your Hero Jed » Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:24 am

There were to farmers who each had 100+ acres. One day one of the farmers needed to go to town to get some tools and supplies that the local feed and seed didn't have. He woke up a 5:00 A.M. and started driving. As he passed on the road between his and his neighbors property, he saw his neighbor standing in the middle of his field. He thought nothing of it and went to town. When he returned 7 hours later the farmer was still standing there, so he went to ask what was going on. The farmer told him was gonna win a Pulitzer Prize. So the other farmer asked him how. Then the first farmer said
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"All i have to do is be out standing in my field."
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby Majik » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:00 am

pesetas wrote:http://www.dickipedia.org/d***.php?title=Main_Page

This speaks for itself...or no it doesn't. Thanks to the censor. Anyway replace the *** in the url with ICK and then paste the url into your browser. Laugh away!



Pes, I have to ask , how did you find this site?
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby pesetas » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:20 pm

Link surfing Maj...
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Re: Humor Deux

Postby Majik » Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:20 pm

that's your story and you're sticking to it, eh? :ROFL:
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