A dog's life...

The bizarre and unexplained.

A dog's life...

Postby pesetas » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:25 pm

I'll not say word...k...this one speaks for itself.

"Look, we love our pets, but a woman in Ghana has married her dog. We repeat, her dog.

Uh, what? Yeah, this actually happened. Says the blushing bride (ew) Emily Mabou, 29: "For so long I've been praying for a life with a partner who has all the qualities of my dad. My dad was kind, faithful and loyal to my mum, and he never let her down."

Don't see how this translates into marrying your dog? Read on! Mabou claims that her relationships have all been with "skirt-chasers and cheaters." The priest who performed the ceremony told people not to mock the wedding, but instead "rejoice with her, as she has found happiness at last." Don't mock? Not likely, lady."
"The clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy, but does not allow the enemy's will to be imposed on him"
- Sun Tzu

...1500+ and still spamming...
pesetas
Master
Master
 
Posts: 1755
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:04 pm
Location: Charleston, SC

Re: A dog's life...

Postby Your Hero Jed » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:24 pm

Guess interspecies erotica is allowed where she is from.
Fresh out of batteries, but we're still making noise.Image
User avatar
Your Hero Jed
Big Cheese
Big Cheese
 
Posts: 850
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:04 pm
Location: Florida

Re: A dog's life...

Postby MacK » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:05 pm

"I've been praying for a life with a partner who has all the qualities of my dad..."

So, did her dad never brush his teeth, hump her leg, bark at trees and then pee on them? Sounds like a great dad.
Here's to you, as good as you are, And here's to me, as bad as I am, But as good as you are and as bad as I am, I'm as good as you are, bad as I am.
Image
User avatar
MacK
Site Admin
Site Admin
 
Posts: 1466
Joined: Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:25 am
Location: Atlanta, GA
Human Verification: 8

Re: A dog's life...

Postby Your Hero Jed » Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:54 am

Her dad also sniffed people's butts when they would meet. Made family reunions very awkward.
Fresh out of batteries, but we're still making noise.Image
User avatar
Your Hero Jed
Big Cheese
Big Cheese
 
Posts: 850
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:04 pm
Location: Florida

Re: A dog's life...

Postby MacK » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:23 pm

LOL!!! Nice Jed...

Wonder if her dad did the butt scoot on the floor too when he had an itch.
Here's to you, as good as you are, And here's to me, as bad as I am, But as good as you are and as bad as I am, I'm as good as you are, bad as I am.
Image
User avatar
MacK
Site Admin
Site Admin
 
Posts: 1466
Joined: Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:25 am
Location: Atlanta, GA
Human Verification: 8

Re: A dog's life...

Postby pesetas » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:18 pm

Pes hangs head in shame...

I shoulda posted this in Humor Deux I think...
"The clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy, but does not allow the enemy's will to be imposed on him"
- Sun Tzu

...1500+ and still spamming...
pesetas
Master
Master
 
Posts: 1755
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:04 pm
Location: Charleston, SC

Re: A dog's life...

Postby Pixie » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:18 am

Yes Pes, it looks like it.
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
-Jack Handey
User avatar
Pixie
White Collar
White Collar
 
Posts: 577
Joined: Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:15 pm
Location: Atlanta, GA


Return to Area 51

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron